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A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).
WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?
CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
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The Gooch - The general region between the anus and the genital organs.
Fruity - Added Flavour Or Taste.
A Fruity Gooch Occurs When A Person Is In A Hot Envoiroment And Begins To Sweat, Thus Making Their Gooch Moist And "Fruity"
Its Hot Isn't IT?
I Know I've Got A Bit Of A Fruity Gooch!
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The femme-gooch is exactly what it says on the tin: the lady's perineum, the female gooch.
The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
I have been riding this horse all day, and boy does my femme gooch hurt!
When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
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A 'Gooch Snuffler' Is somebody (Man or Woman, doesn't matter which) who puts their nose to somebody else's Gooch and has a Snuffle (A bit like a pig snuffling around with its troff) which provides a nice tingling, tickley feeling.
dave said to tim "can we go bed early tonight as I could do with a nice gooch snuffling"
Tim replyed "GOD! ya such a gooch snuffler! ok but you have to snuffle me first, and dont shave off that moustache"
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When one takes part in extensive physical activity, residues of musky liquid builds up between the arse hole and the nutsack, often soaking the pubes and clegg nuts previously formed. This is then collected and fed to small south American children through a series of funnels
Lee: Just went for a run, sweating so much!
Rory: Eurgh I smell your gooch gravy from here!
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During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.
Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!
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1. When a female licks the area between a male's asshole and ballsack.
2. When the gooch area is sweaty, and when a girl licks it and/or licks your fingers that have just touched the gooch area.
1. "Perrie just gave me the gooch lick!"
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