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Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon
Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.
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When a woman works out all day and doesn't shower or change her clothes. The morning cheese in her private areas would be described as a greasy beaver.
Dude, we worked out all day yesterday and she didn't shower. You know she's got a greasy beaver. workout,vagina,dirty,shower
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When you put a condom over yourself held on with pins, creating a vacuum holding all the fluids over a month and building pressure to allow for ultimate sloppy head
I’m getting ready to let that girl have a greasy laurence
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The art of getting ones face moistened by the potato juices lactated from a lady-kebab.
"What did you get up to this weekend. Did you see Jane?" "Sure did, got myself a Greasy Moustache."
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Having anal intercourse with a girl using a used condom
I gave that bitch the greasy chicken
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Greasy: Oily, Slippery, Wet, Slimy
Vagina: A black hole which may gobble and swallow someones protuding organs, such as a male poking device.
MALE 1 : did you fuck that girl last night
MALE 2: yes, mmm it was so gooood....she has the best greasy vagina..
its like KFC!
MALE 1: was it finger lickin' good?
MALE 2: yeahhh dude...had to use freshen up after too!
MALE 1: shabba!
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A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.
I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!
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