double grundle bundle

When one man is in the downward dog position, another man approaches from the rear in a crab walk inserting each other’s penises into the reciprocating anus, while relocating testicles to one side allowing for maximum grundle on grundle contact.

Hey man, the wife ran to the grocery. Think we got time for a double grundle bundle?

Peanut Grundle and Jelly

The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.

While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.

Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."

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Grundle Chode

A term that can be used to refer to a trundle bed when you are delusional on New Years Eve

"Hey, where do you guys want to sleep. You can have couch or trundle bed?"
"I want the grundle chode"

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greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

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grundle brush

one who enjoys licking the grundle

Andy Bond

see taint thinner

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Lick My Grundle

Telling a person to Lick your grundle is a better way to say kiss my ass. It a disgraceful thing to say to one nonetheless necessary if someone is being annoying and this insult fits nicely. It’s lets one know that what they said is so stupid or rude the next step for them to lick my grundle.

Tom: Hey I heard u made a 43 on your math test ur so stupid
Me: How bout lick my grundle jackass

Mexican Grundle Burger

When you put some pickles tomatos and onions on a mexican girls "hairy" grundle and start licking it.

I ate a mexican grundle burger last night .. it fuckin rocked

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