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A group of ignorant, low-life, burnouts who sell marijuana, wear hCo, A&F, gold chains and ed hardy. They also cannot pass their freshman year of high school, pull NO hoes, and do absolutely nothing with their lives post-high school.
On their playlist: Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, and Brick Squad (who they aspire to be).
They also obnoxiously scream HAM SQUAD at any party, store, or hallway they walk down in their fine institution of higher education.
They will slump you dawg so you better be squadded when you see these cats.
I was at this party when Ham Squad rolled up trying to slump my n*gga Alex. I got all my bros together because this dude Matt White was trying get on his slam piece, so we fought. It was chill.
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To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.
Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.
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Tyler: Look at that sexy ham walking over here
Paige: did you just call your girlfriend a ham?!
Tyler: yeah you know... Ham = Hot Ass Mess
Paige: You just called your girlfriend a mess...
Tyler: A hot one at that...
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Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.
"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"
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The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!
Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!
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Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.
Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams
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The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.
After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.
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