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An Asian boy who has an extremely tiny penis. His penis is so small that he can not even masturbate. When he looks down he does not see anything. He is very intelligent though.
I think Jeremy ha is very intelligent, but his dick is way too small for me.
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A two syllable word that can be easily and heavily modified, produced by large drunk fat redneck when they are drunk and or stoned out of their minds.
Rules:
The "ta", a noun, must never be changed or altered for it is the literary glue holding the exclamation together.
Ha, is an expression of the happiness said redneck is experiencing at any given moment. A shorter burst indicates less happiness than, say, a 7 second sustain.
Redneck: Could you pass the adderall please.
Magical Phallus: Here you are fine gentleman.
hours later....
Recneck tripsing balls: Ta-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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A singer who can be described in two words: glitter whore. (refer to example to see how much she spends on glitter a year, you'd be surprised.)
Pop star Ke$ha is known for her love of glitter.
So Vanity Fair's Eric Spitznagel asked the question: "What's your glitter budget for a typical year? It's got to be in the thousands, right?"
Her reply:
"Honestly, it's pretty exorbitant. It's probably more like a few thousand every month. If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter. By the end, everyone from the back of the auditorium to the very front is covered and potentially choking on glitter. I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body. It's really a big part of what I do. It's my goal to cover the planet in glitter and take the (expletive) over. I can't do that if I don't have a (expletive)-ton of glitter."
She adds, "That's right. I've found glitter in places that will not be named in this interview."
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Doing productive things with your time. Therefore not spending all your time on the Internet or watching dumb shows like glee.
Kyle has no life, he's always on tumblr. Dan has a life because he has a job!
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A cry given out by a shell suited youth usually during or just after committing a serious crime, usually violent in nature.
"Ye-Ha did ye see that cunts face eftur a fucked it way ma wan wid"
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A young boy from Belfast who is 13 stone and in 2nd year. He has a blue nipple and a cock the size of a peanut
Ma ha you fat mess get your face out of my pie before i slap your big fat hole to china
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The act of liking Hinta's little sister Hanabi. Created by Hamood Habibi
person 1: Bro who is ur favorite waifu?
Person 2: Ha and Hanabi, Ha and Hanabi.
Person 1: Oh understandable bro.
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