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A friendly greeting when you get a call from your friends, parents, tax collectors, ect. Preferrably in an English accent
{ring ring}
Hello?
Hello this is (blah blah blah) from (blah blah blah) collections company.
Oh! Hello Love!
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what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys
w0w, jay certainly did take the cake
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A podcast hosted by CGP Grey and Brady Haran.
"Did you listen to the latest episode of Hello Internet?"
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."
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n. A Japanese psychological mass-casualty weapon, developed by scientists at the Sanrio Corporation; unleashed upon humanity in 1974 with the goal of subjugating the planet under Japanese imperial rule.
Nobody knows how Hello Kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the "Wapanese") now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace Japanese pop culture. Furthermore, they sap the economies of the Western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless Japanese kitsch. With proof of the Kitty's efficacy, the Japanese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including Pokemon and Dragonball Z.
Doctors warn that even low-level exposure to Hello Kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. Anyone who accidently catches sight of this Kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for immediate liquidation.
"The people of the United States have already formed their opinions regarding Hello Kitty, and well understand the implication to the very life and safety of our nation."
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A game in which one friend goes up to the friendly neighborhood homophobe, slaps his ass and/or gives him a stiff credit card and screams in the gayest voice possible: Hello Sailor!
Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.
I saw the football players playing a rousing game of Hello Sailor! in the parking lot.
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What you are supposed to say when in the McDonald's drive through.
Shaq: "Hello, food?"
Employee: "Food broke."
Shaq: "Understandable, have a great day."
A form of greeting used by a red-headed fuck where s/he, upon arrival, either gives you a jolly "hello" and/or exposes his or her genitals to you. These are the ONLY two options.
Either option is definitely perceived as offputting and unenjoyable.
Gary: Ugh... P Dawg gave me the old ginger hello when he showed up at the party last night.