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When you eat your Cousin's ass while she's on her period and has acne on her but cheeks.
"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"
- Some redneck.... probably
I would rather have a Hillbilly Pizza than eat your creampie Charlie.
A warm beer.
Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.
When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.
The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.
Hillbilly defrost is the act of pissing on the rear vehicle window to remove frost.
I had to hillbilly defrost my sisters sedan to pull out of the drive.
Having sex with a person that has a colostomy bag then force all the shit in her colostomy bag to one side so it’s taught then burst it with a pencil so rains down like black gold Texas T.
I took this chick home from the bar the other night and gave her The Beverly Hillbilly.
When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.
Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.
Everyone from the Northern Shore of New England except strippers from New Hampshire.
Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!