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A depraved sexual act the likes of which could not be described by Stephen Colbert because of it's sheer depravity. It's quite depraved.
Yo, last night I got to do Canada's History to this hot bitch! It was quite depraved!
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1) An act of sexual deviance too despicable to be explained to a virgin or anyone over the age of 37, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, and an occasional Hot Pocket.
2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.
Hey Mr. Pitt, is it true that you and your wife performed Canada's History to the seductive sounds of Boxcar Willie?
Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.
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An unmentionable sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act involved the use of the maple syrup as lube on the antlers to be placed in two individuals' assholes, they take turns masturbating into the Stanley Cup until it fills, and then take turns drinking their semen out of the cup.
"I can't wait to do some Canada's History tonight!"
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When you walk into a public bathroom and even though the toilets are clean the whole place smells like the shits that people before you took.
Person 1: Hey did you smell that awful stench coming from the bathroom?
Person 2: Yeah, but the toilets had nothing in them.
Person 1: Guess it has one hell of a browsing history.
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one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup
Last night was crazy, we did canada's history for hours!
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A non existent part of history
no example available for Canadian History
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making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.
that chic was badass, she let me show her some canadien history
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