hoo slung mung

A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.

Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General."
Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!"

Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup."
Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"

Bust a Yoo-hoo

When you’re taking a woman’s ass to pound town and ejaculate inside.

(Can be a male as well)

Girl: cum in my ass!
Guy: *moan* I can’t believe I just busted a Yoo-Hoo

Bust a Yoo-Hoo

Yoo-hoo train

Freshmen girls getting knocked up by senior boys

Sara’s sister is a Yoo-hoo train!

Woo Hoo Kazoo

A rare nickname for a Meth Pipe, other names include Glass Barbecue, See-through Didgeridoo

Oi c*nt, ya see Damo last noight playin' on the Woo Hoo Kazoo? He stole me Goon Bag, crashed me Commodore and shagged ya misso straight after.

J-hoo

A cocktail made from Jameson and Yoohoo.

Friend: Is there banana flavoring in this J-hoo?
Bad Friend: Nope. Just Jameson and Yoohoo!

J. Hoos

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.

He is such a J. Hoos.

J hoo

An asshole

“You’re such a J hoo”
“What does that mean?”
“You’re an asshole”