Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse
Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.
Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.
When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.
Hey, what did you name your kid?
Hose
Spelt like José.
No. Like Hose.
Verb
To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss
Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday
Hose Slap /v/ the act of when a male dick slaps his partner while he ejaculates
"Aye bru I straight hose slapped my girl last night " " ayyy daaaassh right bru told you it was fun"
Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life
Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.
An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.
Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!