hot snack

It is when you are just sitting around minding your own business and you have a little unexpected burp and a small amount af acidy puke comes up with it and you have to swallow the "hot snack".

"Dude, I was just talkin to my girl and out of no where I had to swallow a "hot snack" with out here noticing"

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work hot

A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.

Person 1: So this new girl at your work is she hot?

Person 2: Hell yeah...well I mean she's work hot.

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covert hot

When a girl wears extra large, baggy, or excess amounts of clothing to conceal her hotness

Paul : Dude, that hot chick just put on her hooded sweatshirt
Reid : Ya, she's going covert hot

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Hot Snakes

The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)

Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.

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Pooper Hot

When a woman finds a man so hot she would let him stick it in her pooper.

Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.

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myspace hot

When someone looks hot on myspace but looks like shit in real life.

I met up with this girl i met on the myspace but sadly,she was just myspace hot,and was fuckin ugly in real life.

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hot freckles

Code word for Herpes

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."