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A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.
Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!
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When 3 or more women are simultaneously giving each other head. The connection of the participants by vag/mouth-vag/mouth and vag/mouth creates the general outline of of the Human Centipede.
I hope my night ends watching The Human Centipussy on the internet.
Last night I paid these skank hoes to do The Human Centipussy in my hotel room.
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The state of being where two people (in a hug-like fashion) group themselves together, leaving no room between them, causing questions on their relationship, resembling a cocoon in many angles. This act also completely obliviates the two involved to the worlds surroundings.
1: Dude-guy, did you see Chelsea and Abby in the hall, this morning?
2: Yeah, dude-guy, they were totally in a human cocoon!
1: I wonder if they're lesbians?
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Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus.
It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.
Human transmutation is the ultimate taboo, playing god with someone's soul.
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A TV program that aired on MTV2, and for a short period on Comedy Central. It is a show divided into short skits, similarly to Saturday Night live, except SNL lost it's sense of "funny" ever since 1998. Human Giant is a hilarious comedy show, but can be pretty provocative and at times too much shit for handle. NOT for 11 year olds. Any other age group is fine.
Human Giant aired on the Human Giant Marathon, spanning 24 hours, quite possibly the best 24 hours on television.
At the time of the Human Giant marathon, an 11 year old boy in China died of circumstances concerning sleep deprivation and dehydration because he watched the entire marathon from start to finish. Nevertheless, that kid was a pussy.
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It's a thing of when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport. -- A perfect Valentine's Day gift.
Bill - I bought my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentine's day. It was nice to have a little human with me on the trip for laundry and such.
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The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.
The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.
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