Humor

Something that humans will never have and lack for the next 69 millenniums (if you know what I mean😏😏)

Guy: Tells a "funny" joke

The whole room:______eh

Existence:The world will stay without Humor

Humor

Ida Victoria Kubach

"Hahhahah, you really have humor"
"What do you mean?"
"You just have the spirit of Ida Victoria Kubach"
"ahhh okay, thank you so much! She's so amazing"

Humor

When you loose in a game of "skrattar du, förlorar du".

I just laughed in a game of "skrattar du, förlorar du", forstår du mannen! It was high quality humor!

vitrious humor

Acrid "eyeball-to-eyeball" snickery sarcasm between two or more individuals who have taken the concept of "verbal sparring" to an absurd level.

Whenever possible, I always just walk away if someone starts trying to engage me in any vitrious humor; no good can come out of said exchange, and usually nobody truly "wins" in a "Yo mamma's so ___ that..." type of conversation, anyway, so why waste your breath and needlessly strain your vocal chords???

Leo Humor

A form of comedy involving someone saying or doing something that slightly inconveniences another person, followed by them getting brutally harmed or killed.

"Poop!" *gets launched into a black hole*

"This is such Leo humor! All he did was cough and got executed for it?"

Zebra Humor

The largest zebra joke website in the world. While it does not rank highly on google, it has more zebra jokes than any other joke website.

"Have you been to Zebra Humor on wordpress yet?"

"Of course I have! I love hilarious zebra jokes!"

Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.

Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”