I'm dying

A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.

Oh my god I'm dying, rip me. That was so fucking funny.

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I'm not gay, but

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.

Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

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I'm stuck

A term used to describe being heavily under the influence of pot.

What a party last night. I smoked so much I could not drive. I had to call a friend and tell him I'm stuck.

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I'm square

I'm good. To be satisfied.

Dino: You want anymore of this pizza?
Hauzer: Nah, I'm square.

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i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

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I'm Spicy

The Burger King catchphrase used by the blubbering twit in The Office seen in those Burger King Spicy Chicken commericals.
There's Phil in Accounting, who made up the phrase, Laurie the VP, who tries to make it better sounding, and Ron, the co-manager, who doesn't liked to be poked.
I wonder what office those shitheads work in, anyway? Do they really have enough time to talk about Burger King theories during lunch hour?

"I'm Spicy!" Still a million times better than McDonalds lame-ass attempt to pander to urban consumers with the Shitackular "I'm Lovin' It." Who the fuck do they think they are, Chingy?

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I'm Pro

This phrase is commonly used in the gaming industry. Someone who absolutely fails, but gets a lucky kill or objective will instinctively scream this in joy.

(Kid is playing Modern Warfare 2, he snipes an enemy through a wall)

"HOLY SHIT! OMG! DID YOU SEE THAT!? I'M PRO!!! OH,YEAH! "

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