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"Mi casa es su casa" (formal) is Spanish for "My house is your house" a common saying to invite someone into your house and allow them to make themselves at home. It also carries a implied sexual connotation of granted permission to have intercourse during your stay.
As in Atlas Shrugged(movie):
Ellis Wyatt: There are several guest rooms upstairs help yourself...(evening valedictions)...Mi casa es su casa and so on.
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mi bebito fiu fiu is the motto of a secret terrorist organization. if you ever see somebody that says this, please report to the police agency of your country.
some guy: mi bebito fiu fiu
another gui: mi bebito fiu fiu
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I was bored last night so I got out a frying pan then MacKenzied Robster's mum.
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An expression usually used by a person who is livid, especially when talking to children who haven't done their homework. It is commonly said by people also known as "Profu' de engleză".
Să-mi bag pula în Franța, nu ați învățat nicio pulă! Voi tre să fiți Messi, dar sunteți de-abia Oțelu Galați!
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the worst school anyone will ever have gone to. 100% do not recommend. the teachers are assholes and the students are annoying over dramatic psychotic bitches. they're so fucking strict to the point where ur own socks have to be navy, black, or white. the uniforms are ugly as shit. the teachers don't even know how to teach all they do is put up slideshows that we have to ha dwrite in notebooks. it is low key the worst catholic school ever. the kids are weird and literally everyone is leaving. also u aren't allowed to have a bf/gf or talk abt crushes or there will be serious consequences. the teachers are legit so uptight and annoying. Oh ye the amount of hw they fucking give is ridiculous.
kid: bRuH what school u go to
kid 2: st michael catholic school (livonia,mi) bruh if sucks literal ass
kid: damn im sry bruh
i need you on top of my body;
often said before hot steamy sex
jake- "te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo!!"
summer- "ay, chico!!!!"
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the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.
i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"
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