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The most awesome phone in the world. It was made in the 70's by Western Electric and came in TouchTone and Rotary models. It can do anything. This phone has special powers. Much better than the crappy and generic phones made today
I was talking on my Donut Phone and then it game me magical powers.
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The catchiest song... EVER. By Raffi.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... BANANA PHONE!
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while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."
"someone phone moaned me the other day and it was AWKWARD."
"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."
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A question which may be asked when a man's anatomy is mistaken for a mobile phone which may "poke" someone in the back while dancing
Lucy asked JT "is that your phone?"
He replied, "no, it's in the apartment"
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When you stick your thumb in her ass and your pinky her vagina.
I gave my girl the phone call last night while Adele was singing in the background.
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The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket
Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner
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A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.
Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?
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