pickled virgin

The act of putting pickle juice in a condom and freezing it. Then proceeding to fuck your virgin girlfriend with it. After the act, it's obligatory that she replies with: "I guess I'm in quite the pickle now."

M: "Let's do the pickled virgin."
F: "That's a great idea."
*after the act *
F:"I guess I'm in quite the pickle now"

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Pickle Sisters

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothees. Vis a vis; 2 chicks who got nailed by the same dude.

Tabitha: oh my god I heard you went home with The Turd last night!!

Jessica: I did! He's fucking AMAZING in bed!

Tabitha: ugh. You know we're pickle sisters now right? Also you might wanna hit the free clinic. Jus sayin.

Jessica: SHIT!!

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Dirt Pickle

A turd that has a faintly sour smell, a deep dirt color, and is the same size and shape as a whole jumbo dill pickle.

Holy shit, look at that dirt pickle Bill left on the porch

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reeling pickled

being drunk as hell

Britney Spears was reeling pickled when she came out of the club.

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pickle biter

Derogatory term for a gay man.

From the last episode of Will and Grace. The man in the whole body cast in the hospital called Will "pickle biter" when he realized Will is gay.

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Romantic Pickle

Another word for a male's penis.

Did you just call your dick a Romantic Pickle?

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silicone pickle

1. A rubber dildo, only functional for pleasing non-discriminating, pathetic women who have enough with a cold, "flexible" item. 2. A person who is pathetic, without self-esteem, or too soft. 3. A dickhead, loser or prick.

First used on the screenplay/future movie "Turn (Marked contrast)", by Frank Vidal.

Joe: "Henry wants to ask you out, but he doesn't have the courage."
Steph: "Well, he better not get it, 'cause I'm not into silicone pickles."

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