bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

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bit doping

-verb phrase -- When a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a FitBit® or ActiveLink® or Nike® Fuel Band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.

Ellen: "Whenever we went hiking, my FitBit showed less steps than Steve, even though we were hiking together! So now I just get Steve to wear both our FitBits when we go on a hike."
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"

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Piggle Bit

Piggle Bit means someone who is old and has a shrivled dick looks like shrek, talks bollocks, thinks he is a superstar dj when he is not and goes out with underage girls (Pedo)!!

Fucking hell look at that twat who looks like Shrek with that young girl what a pedo, she must like his Piggle Bit!!

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dry bits

The vagina of an english woman who is over the age of 65 and has not had sex in over 10 years nor is she likely to before she dies.

The english woman was hoping the gardener would satisfy her but it was obvious that her dry bits were not desirable to anyone.

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Just A Bit

1 When you feel a little scared, confused, pened, or other emotions.

2: when you like something but not to much.

I'm Just A Bit awkward.

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ma bit

Scottish slang used to denote one's house.

Comin' roon tae ma bit the night, ave got an empty

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eight bit

1/16 oz of cannabis resin. Used to cost £8 and you were meant to get 8 joints out of it (but more like 3 to 5). Most dealers would not sell quantities so small.

Term used in the west of Scotland in the 1990s. I wouldn't know if it is still used (its likely that drug prices have changed since then).

unreliable scoundrel: Got any hash, Mr dealer?
Mr dealer: Alas not.
unreliable scoundrel: Not even an eight bit?

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