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When pissing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect penis stuck in the opening. Then due to the friction said penis becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.
"Dude, I was pissing in a bottle when you hit that speed bump. Now I have a shiP in a bottle and can't get it out"
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A mixture of Vodka and MDMA (Ecstasy), with a much higher ratio of Vodka. Usually 1 tab of MDMA per mickey (375ml) of Vodka. Has a much higher rate of success in acquiring sexual intercourse when consumed by the target female (or male). Thus the name "Pornstar in a Bottle" because it has the effect of making (usually women) have a very strong desire to fornicate.
Disclaimer: May be considered a "date rape" drink if you don't tell the consumer what's in it, but he/she will probably be so drunk and horny it will be you getting "raped."
Eg1: "Dude, I gave her some Pornstar in a Bottle, and she tore my boxers trying to get them off!"
Eg2: "He got me drunk off Pornstar in a Bottle, I couldn't keep myself contained.. It was the best sex I ever had!"
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When one takes a piss in the water tank of a toilet making the toilet flush yellow the next few flushes. Usually done with a "top shelf".
Hey, my buddy Jeff bought a new house the other day, so for a house warming gift, I gave him a water bottle!
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person "A" needs to pass a drug test for probation, or to be hired for a job, so person "A" asks person "B" who is drug free, to pee in a bottle and then person "A" hides the bottle on his person and then when its time for him to pee in a cup, he pours the pee from person "B", and then hands it off to the doctor/nurse in the facility.
Person A: Hey person B, its time for u to give me a pee bottle!!!
Person B: No problem person A, whatever you want!!!
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spin-the-bottle is a drinking game that some cadets play, where they spin a beer bottle and whoever it points to, has to chug a beer and then stick the beer-bottle neck up his boy-hole and give a blindfolded blowjob to the guys until he can guess whose dick he's sucking. The guys keep doing this if they don't have flight training the next day.
Some of the guys are coming over and we're going to play spin-the-bottle, if they don't have flight training the next day.
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when u fart into a can and pass it around the room for everyone to smell (as seen in the movie Jack starring Robin Williams)
Bottle Stink is the greatest game ever created.
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