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The required temperature to burn Jews.
Get away from there! thats oven hot!
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Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
it was even intolerable to me when i locked her in the dutch oven. i think i burnt my sheets
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A steamy oven is where 2 males (one with foreskin) Cuddle together. One wraps the other mans penis with his foreskin and they keep cuddling. Penis covered in another man's foreskin. Sleep tight!
(Homo #1) Hey sailor lets go start up a steamy oven!
(Homo #2) My penis is cold and wants your forskin to keep it warm, lets go!
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When you close the windows of a car and smoke marijuana in it until it fills up with smoke.
We dutched that car up good didn't we
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An advanced sex technique in which one partner wears an oven mitt and puts four in the stink (rectum) and one in the pink (vagina).
After Jennifer received an Oven Mitt from Tommy she said "Send my regards to the chef!"
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A variation of the Dutch oven.
This is when you poop under the covers to keep you warm on a cold wintery night.
How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: none, theyre asleep in a bed full of mookie stinks.
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