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When you get king hit and knocked the fuck out while intoxicated. Often times while waiting for a burger/fast food.
Named after a "restaurant" in a notoriously violence-riddled area in the red light district of Auckland.
Brendon: "What the fuck happened to your face? You look like you've got a beak!"
Marek: "Some dude White-Ladied me last night"
Brendon: "Did you at least get your burger?"
Marek: "Nah, but I've got this sweet harelip now."
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Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.
Here's a list of films he hates:
Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)
Compared to movies he "likes":
Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")
So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.
Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?
Armond White is just an idiot.
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White Noise is a sound that helps a person sleep, like a fan or thunderstorm.
If I don't have my white noise, I can't sleep
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Someone who acts stupid so he can get attention.
Usually the white guy who embarrasses himself in class for laughs.
Don't mistake this for regular retardness. This white retard isn't actually mentally retarded. He wasn't born with a mental disability. This white retard became a retard himself. He chose the retard life.
Wow! Joey don't be a white retard!!!!Stop embarrassing yourself so you can get attention.
The art of making a cum trail on a person's chest in the form of a Z.
Jon passed out with his shoes on, so Monty Patel did the white zorro on his chest.
(verb) When a chick giving head and she be totally chompin on that thang. Bruh can’t even get off cause it feels like a cheese grater down there.
“Damn bruh she’s fine as hell.”
“I know, too bad she white sharked it last time I hung out with her.”
“Shit dawg, happens to the best of ‘em.”
Single distilled ethyl-alcohol. Sometimes refered to as moonshine, white liquor, white lightning, mountain dew, hooch, homebrew, white whiskey, and corn liquor. White Lightning differs from true moonshine in that moonshine is usually double or triple distilled, where as white lightning is generally the product of a single distillation. Crystal clear, resembling water.
I just finished boiling off a batch of good ol' White Lightning.