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iPhone 7

Something you're too poor to ever afford

-Poor Guy:Man i wish i could have that brand new iPhone 7...

by SparkFire September 11, 2016

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Iphone 13

The shitty iPhone doesn't load stuff is gone

I just bought the new Iphone 13, my friends yelled at me for getting it.

by April 27, 2022

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Iphone 7

an iPhone model designed on September 16, 2016, which has different features

Hey, it looks like you got the iPhone 7 there

by zzhb December 19, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPhone 6s

And the overpriced iPhones begin... No, really. The iPhone which fucking bended called the iPhone 6 started at $199, and guess what? The 6s is FUCKING $649. THAT'S FUCKING OVERPRICED! THANKS TIM COOK! ALL FOR A 12-MEGA FUCKING PIXEL CAMERA (and a 5MP front one) AND STUFF LIKE 3D TOUCH AND THE A9 FUCKING CHIPSET! Just buy a iPhone 5s, it's a much better deal.

Person 1: Oh yeah I waited 5 days for the iPhone 6s get rekt m8
Person 2: How much did it cost?
Person 1: FUCK it costed me $749 for the 64GB model.
Person 2: go get a refund you fucking idiot
Person 1: i can't... WHAT THE FUCK APPLE
Person 2: this is why i use android...

by ChocolateHater23 August 2, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPhone Buildup

When one buys an iPhone then later buys the lastest one, thus resulting in haveing unused iPhones laying around. Or just haveing 2 iPhones.

Hey Tom, I just got the new iPhone 3GS, its Awesome, But now I got iPhone Buildup.

by zzed21 August 11, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPhone 5s

Shit.

Random guy #1: Hey I got the new Iphone 5s!
Random guy #2: *Throws that piece of shit out the window*
Random guy #1: Why did you do that?
Random guy #2: You'll thank me later.

by endriklos977 December 29, 2016

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Verizon iPhone

Something, that will never exist no matter how many hours a day Verizon wireless users spend blogging, whineing, and trolling the "Verizon Forums" and "Apple Discussions."
Reason 1: You can't just Jailbreak, unlock, and activate an iPhone on Verizon Wireless is because The iPhone uses GSM Technology, T-Mobile, and AT&T are the mobile carriers that use GSM in the United States. Verizon, Sprint, Criket, and most other carriers all use inferior CDMA technology. The iPhones hardware CANNOT run on a CDMA network, no matter what you do to it.
Reason 2: If Apple were to build a Verizon iPhone they would have to completelly re-write the mobile networking section of iOS to use the CDMA technology.

In the end: If there ever was a CDMA iPhone in existance, it was probably a first-generation prototype, that was built in 2005 before Apple had selcted an official carrier to sell the iPhone. If you were able to get a hold of this prototype (If it wasn't either destroyed or burried in Steve Jobs's basement), Apple would sue you faster than they sued the guy who found the iPhone 4 prototype earlier this year.

"Look at my Verizon iPhone!"
Dude, that's just a Droid, calm down.

by xyz1347 October 7, 2010

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