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When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.
You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!
Two pair of brass knuckles being used at once
Friend : what happened to you
He hit me with an irish double
Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag.
"Hey, can I get an Irish enema?
That's Baileys and Sprite in a ziploc bag."
An extremely mild winter with little to no snow fall and temps ranging from 30 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit with consistent over cast and rainy conditions. Typically used in regards to winter in New England, but applies to anywhere where it should be cold and snowy, but isn’t that year.
Aka a warm winter.
This Irish winters been such a bummer, there’s no ice to slap the puck around!
I love a good Irish winter! I don’t have to deal with any snow, and it’s warm enough to play golf!
A political philosophy which posits that the law is merely what the authorities will actually do something about.
The fellas got a lesson in Irish Democracy when the whole neighborhood blew off illegal fireworks on the 4th of July and the cops sat and watched the show.
When one smokes a bowl of marijuana to alleviate the side affects of alcohol overconsumption.
"Johnny just picked up an eigth this morning after his night out, he needed some Irish Greens
Very proud family lineage made up of victims of the potato famine. Descendants of kings they are very confident and strong willed yet very empathetic. Never lie to one they have a sixth sense. They are known in Ireland for being berserkers so don’t give them certain substances unless you are ready for battle. If you have a secrete or need someone to talk to this is your person they’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts and be there if you need a shoulder, but don’t expect to leave without wisdom.
Person 1 “How does she talk the boss so easily?”
Person 2 “ oh she’s a Irish McManus.”
Person 1 “ maybe I’ll run something’s by her.”