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Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch
janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low
person 1: im janking my shi rn
person 2: aight bro
Somebody who buys “glass rose pipes” from a gas station to get “janked” aka a crackhead
It smells like burning plastic around here, must be the jank yankers.
British slang term for masturbation.
“Man I just had the best time dabbing janks.”
Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.
Jacob: yo Sam whats up man
Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"
Sam: Nah B
Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!
When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
that baby is so beautiful!! It looks like jank boteko!