Japanese wheel-barrow

When a male is mounted behind a woman on the bed and is on his knees the woman is in front of him in a doggie style fasion although the woman’s legs are rested on the mans shoulders and the woman’s shoulders rest on the bed as his penis is inserted in to the woman he pulls the corners of his eyes making her apear Asian as he penetrates.

I just Japanese wheel-barrowed Angelina.

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Half Japanese Girls

They do it to me everytime.

"Goddamn You Half Japanese Girls"
"the redhead said you shred the cello."
"and I'm jello, baby."

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Japanese Soft Serve

The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.

Bro, that Japanese Soft Serve we saw last night was inspiring...

Yeah Bro...

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japanese face mask

A seris of cum from multiple sources alloted all over a girls face until her face resembles japanense face paint primarly female face paint.

So when Gus came home and he had that bag of hot arby's it brought back a memory of when he asked a girl if she wanted to clear some acne with a japanese face mask ;)

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solly japanese onry

very very racist stuff in japan

japanese dude #1 "i'm so sooo solly!"
japanese dude #2 "i'm soooo solly too!!"
american dude "dafuq?"
japanese dude #1 "solly japanese onry!!!!"

Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.

Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!

Japanese Hot Tub

Farting in a koi pond.

After a heavy night at the sushi buffet, Yoshi and Tanaka took to the Japanese Hot Tub to relieve a few bubbles.