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Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.
Jasmine is funny
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Hoe, cheats on her boyfriend. Literally 4 foot. Her family is a mess
Bro that girl is almost like Jasmine
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She's a sexy ass girl who tends to like guys older than her. Her laugh concerns everyone, and attracts her own kind, pigs. She's multiple different colours. Mostly into blondes (mormons are her favorite) and has a leg fetish. Jasmine makes all the boys stare at the ground as they look away in shyness, due to her striking confidence.
Boy 1: "Is that Jasmine?!"
Boy 2: *immediately stares at the floor*
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Jasmine is an extremely nice person. She's the type of girl to text you when you're down, and send you a picture of a Puppy. She will most likely want to date a Josh, Tom, Richard, or a Cameron so look out for her roughish smile, boys!
She says she's ugly but really she's just plain. Her smile will light up a room though.
You have to constantly give her attention and compliments, or she starts to doubt herself.
Person 1: omg who's that, she's begging for attention from Richard!
Person 2: No, that's just because she likes him. She's usually quite shy and not very talkative.
P1: Omg her smile is so pretty! Who's that?
P2: That's jasmine, she's really funny and nice.
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Jasmines are liars but very cute any guy would be lucky to have them
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A self centered bitch that always puts on an excessive amount of lip gloss
"Wow, did you see jasmine?"
"Yeah, her lips are crusty as fuck"
"Im suprised shes always putting on a pound of lipgloss everyday"
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A good friend sweet once you first meet her but a devil, You would be lucky to have a bestfriend like her she's sweet, smart, intelligent, bad asf, and a little diva-ish devil love her.
For example living without jasmine is like living with your Iphone.
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