Jewish shower

A shower you take only once

Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'

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jewish thumb

jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!

Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!

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jewish cowboy

a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"

kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!

Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.

Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".

Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.

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jewish redlight

act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head

jim got arrested for jewish redlighting bob

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"Jewish crackers!"

This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.

Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.

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Jewish Symphony

Any cheap scenario.

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"

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Jewish Mafia

A game similar to chubby bunny, but instead of marshmallows in your mouth, you stuff pennies up your ass.

Boy 1: Hey Derrick, wanna play Jewish Mafia?
Derrick: No!! I'm not a twink fag

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