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Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'
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jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!
Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!
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a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"
kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!
Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.
Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".
Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.
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act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head
jim got arrested for jewish redlighting bob
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This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.
Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.
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a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.
Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?
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The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.
Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.
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