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The figment of the Jesus of Suburbia's imagination, created by his father's Rage and his mother's love. The Patron Saint of the Denial, the Suicide Commando that your mother talked about, The King of Forty Thieves. He is the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe. St. Jimmy encourages Jesus into doing drugs and basically telling everyone to fuck off. During this time Jesus finds the person to counter Jimmy, Whatshername. A Extraordinary Girl that helps Jesus realize what Jimmy is doing to him. In the end he blows his brains out in the bay after the song Letterbomb which is a break up letter from Whatshername
Guy 1: Dude I just want to kill all of these people they keep pissing me off!
Guy 2: Chill out, don't turn into St. Jimmy.
When you shave your privates and have sex immediately after without cleaning up so pubes stay inside her.
Well I just shaved you ready for a hairy Jimmy.
to steal something from someone you know when they are not there or not looking
Ya man, I left the room to get a napkin and he jimmy booted my beer!
An alcoholic cocktail consisting of Limeade and Vodka.
Similar to a Tom Collins, but much more fun at parties.
Katie knocked back a few Jimmy Collins and was too drunk to go to work. Those things creep up on ya.
Is a male frontal wedgie.
Matt Rice had a serious jimmy nut in school.
Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!
Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!
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A complex device that can help prevent both overpopulation and intercellular war. This device can come in many different varieties - such as slippery, bumpy, and strawberry.
In other words, a condom.
Make sure you always wear a Jimmy Hat while wildly thrusting into the subject of your lust.
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