a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.
a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’s a chicken John.
John. is a coder who will abuse his powers in every way he can. He will also ruin any type of dream you ever wish for.
Typical Bio: Coder.
John., can you abuse a few people for me?
John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵
John: #hot af # awesome #probably has a big dick
# strong andAthletic 💪 #caring #really caring