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John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! May 6, 2012

8πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John.

John. is a coder who will abuse his powers in every way he can. He will also ruin any type of dream you ever wish for.

Typical Bio: Coder.

John., can you abuse a few people for me?

by Loilipop June 29, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John

John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.

If you see a John hide your cokes

by LeBron better than Jordan March 26, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž