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Jersey Jumper

Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef

The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.

by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 13, 2014


time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.

"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"

by dukethejumper March 9, 2024


gunch-jumper

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.

Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!

by tskahah! April 7, 2010


Story Jumper

Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet

if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.

IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS

Story jumper is worst than you - IQ brain

by mendu May 23, 2023


colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022


State jumper

Derogatory, people or person who come from a different state that takes employment opportunities from local citizens and expects to be treated like royalty. Used commonly by Independent Americans

Those Damn state jumpers are ruining our state!!

by OldDogg June 5, 2019


jar jumpers

Whores who hook up with the meth cook when the cook their with runs out of dope

Fucking with these jar jumpers will make you go broke!!!!

by Jrocafella6912 December 26, 2018