Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans
Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not
That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
A woman who is attracted to thugs. Thugs can be White, Black, Hispanic, Asian or any race for that matter. Thug jumpers see thugs as an opportunity to fix someone to feel morally right, but usually end up in a domestic violence situation, cheated on, raped and sometimes even killed. After their traumatic experience, they will take to social media to complain about how trashy men are, failing to realize their own flaws in their tastes of men.
Steve: Hey John, did you ask Rebecca out?
John: Yeah, but she's more interested in Darnell.
Steve: Oh, didn't he go to jail for beating up his ex?
John: Yeah, but she sees him as misunderstood.
Steve: Looks like she's a Thug Jumper man, time to move on.
Person who intentionaly walks into someone elses picture or video. Usually making rabbit ears, flashing a peace sign, or some other lame gesture.
I was taking a picture of my friends at a bar when some frame jumper wandered by and stuck his head in the shot.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo.
The way that sheep jumps, you'd thing it's a Aussie Woolie Jumper.
Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef
The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.
aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.
Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.