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1. The name of a r&b singer who releases songs that contradict each other. After releasing his famous song "Bump & Grind", which advocates sex, he released the song "I believe I can Fly", which was intended to uplift youth. This scumbag sings gospel, and then will come back with a song like "Feelin' on your booty" or "Fuckin' you Tonight". In addition to song singing skills, he is also notorious for having sex with young girls under 18. It started with Alliyah and then led to over 22 counts of Child Porn in two states. He has been known to tape his sexcapades with illegal chicks and forcing them to ride his johnson. What a prick!
2. The act of having sex with a minor.
Gaurav pulled an R. Kelly on that bitch!
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Kelli Ann is the most beautiful girl in the world. It's nigh impossible to find anything closer to perfection than her. She is adorable, sexy, and gorgeous all at the same time. She has an enormous heart, is incredibly sweet, and is liked, loved, and wanted by everyone she meets. Kelli Ann is blonde, has stunning baby-blue eyes, and a smile that'll melt your heart.
Kelli Ann is a babe!
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Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
''R-kelly's like you desrve to go to Jail!''
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An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
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The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.
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1. American Idol Winner
2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.
3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.
2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.
3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
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When your friends use your most favorite blanket of all time, to make out under and do other stuff we are still not sure about.
“What the hell! Grace and Garrett are making out under the Kelly’s Blanket”