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wrong , sick , disgusting , good ,
that chick is offkey (in a horrible way)
or that car is offkey look at the 24"s on it.
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An independent variable with at least three states.
The difference between a multichotomous key and a dichotomous key is the difference between asking if our guess was warm, hot or cold instead hot or cold.
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Key panic is the feeling of horror one experiences when they aren't sure if their keys are on their person. It can last for an instant during a pat-down of the pockets or for a long time while one searches the house or retraces his steps through the neighborhood.
The feeling of panic may linger for a while after the keys are found, and may even induce post key panic stress disorder, where one frequently reassures oneself that they have their keys and checks for them often.
John suffered from a bout of key panic when he realized his keys weren't in his pocket. The panic ended when he found them on his desk.
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Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.
You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !
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When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.
Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.
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A girl who is attracted to a guy only because of the car he drives
hey check out the neard in the BMW M3 and look at his key hoe riding shotgun
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Coming from someone who lives here, this is quite possibly the biggest shit hole in the world. Everybody talks about how it's paradise but thats becuase they're only seeing this town from a tourist point of veiw. Also, the only places to hang out are the movie theaters, which have the rudest people working there, and the skate park. Thats it, there are no other places for teens in key west to hang out. Everywhere else you go is full of drunk people. Also, the school system here is pretty bad, the schools have almost no funding and the teachers couldn't give to fucks wether or not we get an education. Also, since this town is so freaking small everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows your buisness. This town is FULL of gossip and I freaking hate it.
Person 1: So you live in Key west huh? Lucky, I wish I could live there.
Person 2: No, you don't..trust me.
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