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killer rabbit

The mammal that eats the mailman delivering your mail. Most active on Wednesday.
Commonly referred in myths as Kar.

Mailmain:*Walks up to mailbox*
"OH SHAT! IT'S KILLER RABBIT"
Killer Rabbit:*eats mailman*

by Juan Jon Von January 26, 2016


Beaver Killer

A beaver killer does not truly kill, but cripples the erotic drive of the victim. It's a cock block from the source, the girl's perspective. Chopping down the self esteem of the male like a nice big oak tree, the beaver killer is the highest form of sexual denial.

"Did she gnaw at your tree? Did she open the dam?"
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."

by Triumvirate July 11, 2008


joke killer

1)Someone that ruins a hilarious joke by taking it too far
2)Someone that ruins a moment by telling a terrible joke
3)Someone that laughs really hard at a totally not funny joke

Everyone is having a great time telling jokes and then some guy tells a chicken crosses the road joke that ends with the chicken crossing the road to get to the other side. This person is a joke killer.

by John J. Smith December 20, 2007


cock killer

a girl with braces who sucks at giving head.

My ex-girlfriend was a cock killer.

by sergeant sweetpants & uncle remis January 18, 2007


iPod killer

1. A new personal music player (aka: mp3 player or PMP) that is so superior and well designed that it poses a potential threat to the Apple iPod empire.

2. A personal music player that has more features, superior sound quality, a removable battery and longer battery life than an Apple iPod.

My new mp3 player is an iPod killer! It's much more than a fashion statement: it has 40 hours of battery life, non-proprietary software and 108dB SNR!

by blox April 14, 2007


Type Killer

One who takes advantage of online players who cannot type as fast and/or do not have a voice headset to speak on, and kills them while they are in the process of typing out a message. Not to be confused with a TK'er, which means something totally different.

Victim: *Typing out message*
Attacker:*Takes adavantage of victim's inability to protect themself and kills them*
Victim: Dude, stop type killing, ya Lamer.

by Shockcannon March 03, 2005


cerial killer

The person who is wanted for the murder of such people as Tony the Tiger and the Trix rabbit.

I know there is a cerial killer on the lose when i see a leperachan drowned to death in milk and is imprisoned in melted marshmelllow! beware all iconic cerial mascots! you may be next!

by oh noez!!!!!!! September 17, 2007