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Greeting a stranger for the first time by breaking wind. i.e emitting gas, directly into their mouth. You grab the back of their head and bury it deep in your cheeks. Often proceeded by an attack from 3rd tier Canadian actor.
This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom.
In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts.
Unfortunately, in light of the me too movement, this is no longer able to be performed through aggressive sexual behaviour. So humiliating toilet humour has replaced sexual harassment. Bobby Lee has thanked the me too movement for this, as previous attempts at sexual dominance have ironically ended in his own humiliation.
Synonym. "A fine how do you do."
Hey Bobby we need to. talk, please come in?
What up?
Well Ron Peterson made an official complaint about you farting into Christa's open mouth.
WHAT, I didn't stick my did in her mouth - I just farted. This is a cultural misunderstanding... where I'm from ITS CALLED A " Korean Hello,
Bobby! You're from San Diego.
... Ok I'll buy her a gift basket and write her into a sketch.
a Korean Nuke is when you spend weeks collecting semen from yourself or whoever by milking the man like a cow, and then you dump the semen onto your lover while singing the north Korean anthem.
damn non-gendered lover your looking Divine this evening wanna make very passionate love then end it with a Korean Nuke?
It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.
Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!
A BBQ party where food is cooked based on the timing of guests' arrival. The raw and marinated food is laid out, and as guest arrive they throw whatever they like on the grill and cook it till it is ready to eat. This way the food does not get cold, and the party host is not responsible for "manning" the grill.
Hence the term "Korean" - just like in Korean BBQ restaurants where the raw meat is cooked at the table per the patrons liking.
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Person 1: AYO! Am I late for the BBQ? How come the food is not cooked?
Person 2: Allister's having a Korean Cookout foo. The food is on the table. Go cook your own food.
Person 1: Aww Yeah self-service!
Usually a fat caucasian kid with pencil thin eyelids who may or may not eat cats
Wow you look like a korean baby
The opposite of an “Irish goodbye.” When someone arrives to a social event quietly and without fanfare, possible without saying hello to anyone.
Nate: “Wow, Dave, I didn’t even know you were at this party? How you been?”
Dave: “I’m good. I owe Mike some money so I wanted to make a Korean arrival and then leave.”
The act of ejaculating in a bowl of ramen, then proceeding to fuck it till it’s cooked.
Dave’s favorite dish is my homemade Korean cumwad