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An area in Ulster (Ireland) containing 6 counties.
The counties are Fermananagh, Antrim, Tyrone, Derry, Armagh and Down.
This area is referred to as Nordie-Land because nordies live there. It remains oppressed and is still part of the United Kingdom. There is an ongoing conflict in Nordie-Land with some nordies wishing to remain part of the UK while others wish to become part of the Republic of Ireland.
Typically it is the Catholic nordies that would like a united Ireland and it is hoped that as they are not allowed used contraceptives that their population will eventually exceed that of the nordie protestants who are allowed use contraceptives and so have fewer children, therefore if the case for a united Ireland ever went to referendum that the nordie catholics would win the vote due to their larger population.
Nordies are famous for having a ridiculous sounding "nordie-accent" which some find quite comical and people often impersonate it (poorly).
Catholic Nordies can easily be annoyed if, particularly English people, refer to Derry as "London-Derry" or if they call them British.
"Lets get the train up to Nordie-Land to buy some condoms" - typical household conversation in pre 1984 Ireland when contraceptives were illegal.
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An area ruled completely by the homosexual comunity often used for sausagefests and various other activities enjoyed by faggots.
1. command squad leader- "brace yourselves boys we're about to enter Fag land, whatever you do DON'T BEND OVER"
Small asian man- "But wrot if wree wanna get burm raped"
2. jerome-"oh what!! greg said they'd be honeyz here but this is 100% Fag land"
Small asian man- "Awwwww now shish is my kina pawty"
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Land or territory that is considered or called holy or devoted or dedicated for a spiritual purpose.
Zechariah 2:10-13 (NIV) "Shout and be glad, O Daughter of Zion. For I am coming, and I will live among you," declares the LORD. "Many nations will be joined with the LORD in that day and will become my people. I will live among you and you will know that the LORD Almighty has sent me to you. The LORD will inherit Judah as his portion in the Holy Land and will again choose Jerusalem. Be still before the LORD, all mankind, because he has roused himself from his holy dwelling."
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1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"
2.v. to become a land shark.
1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."
2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."
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The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.
70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.
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A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".
Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?
Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!
Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
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n. A male that preys on young drunk girls at bars. Known for singling out the drunkest and most vulnerable girls and is excellent at manipulating the situation to take advantage of the woman while they are highly intoxicated.
(While sitting at a bar) "Yo, look at the land shark over their prowling after that wasted chick!"
"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."
"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"
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