Mad lit

This word comes from faggots who think they are going to be the next rapper of the generation, and make weird flexes. They aren't going anywhere and in life, usually they are white people trying to be black.

Gary: "That's mad lit, lets hang out next weekend, you should check out my new rap on soundcloud."
Me: "Eat shit gary, no one wants to listen to your shitty rap, you stupid cunt."

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Fake lit

Low key party or kick back.

How was last night?
Oh, it was hella chill, it was fake lit.

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dick lit

Basically, the male equivalent of chick lit. Books aimed at young men, typically with lots of action, adventure, and explosions.

The works of Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton, and Robert Ludlum would probably be considered dick lit, though plenty of older men like these guys a lot too.

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Keep it lit

Keep drinking all through the night, staying respectably drunk to not be sober, and also not be too plonked.

Drunken guy at Glastonbury: Keep it lit, boys! Keep it lit!
Guy: Man, I'm lit enough as it is
Drunken guy at Glastonbury: Well then keep it lit!

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clit lit

Fiction, expecially literary fiction, written to promote philogynistic or gender-preferential political, philosphical or artistic agendas and attitudes. Frequently written by talented, but pissy novelistas, who pass all thoughts and words through the gender blender before publishing. Tendency to be sanctimonious and gender-issue-oriented; tendency to be boring to all except True Believers.

I'd rather swim the Channel with rocks in my pockets than read clit lit, you know, like stuff by Gertrude Stein, Woolf, Steinem, Dinensen, Mary McCarthy or Erica Jong.

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Its Lit

Writing a cover letter at the back table of your office holiday party.

Never before have I felt such confidence in my ability to summarize my being and purpose in so few paragraphs; its lit!

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lit af

On one , really high (af) : assfuck

ayy bruhh i was lit af : after we smoked wax on a blunt.

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