Republican Logic

1. Undeconstructed Aristotelian logic, that is to say, a persistent manifestation of a centuries-old oppression by dead white males from the Graeco-Roman tradition. See "feminist epistomology", "gender situated knowledge", so on

2. Being too "left brained"

3. Intelligible thought

You'll never understand Lysenko theory or New Age holistic herbalism with your Republican logic.

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Femi-logic

A term used to describe the semi-logical arguments often created by females to confuse their male counteparts.

Girl: I'm female, therefore I'm right.
Boy: Erm, no, that's femi-logic.

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Democrat Logic

A meaningless term invented by barely-literate Republicans.
What you're probably looking for is "Democratic Logic", i.e. the idea that we should base our government policies on actual numbers and evidence as opposed to ancient myths and superstitions(stem cells have souls), not to mention false stereotypes (the idea that all people on welfare want to be there and are lazy, yes even the children).

"Democrat Logic" exists only among republicans who believe in the existence of the "Democrat Party".

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Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.

I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.

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Stoner logic

Something that would seem completely retarded while sober, seems like the best idea you have ever heard while under the influence of Marijuana.

Dude 1 - "Dude, my friend was smoking some pot the other day and jumped off the roof of his house onto a trampoline and broke his arm."

Dude 2 - "I bet he thought it was an awesome idea."

Dude 3 - "Yeah, that's some stoner logic."

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Geek Logic

An attempt by an individual to defend overt jumps in logic made by film-makers and authors in science fiction and fantasy movies or books. To go beyond what is obvious (or semi-obvious) to the average move-goer or book-reader to defend what was poor planning on the part of the creator. Be it anachronisms, poor research or cheap shortcuts to move a plot along. Geeks are FAMOUS for coming up with excuses as to why something in a favored movie was not self-evident to one of its critics. Some twisty "clever" explanation outside of what is available in the actual film is the geeks explanation. Usually some thought that a character was having about the situation, or some magical math that's only available in the sci-fi world in which the genre occurs.

Astrophysicist: A parsec is a measure of space and not time, so how could Han Solo have "made the Kessel Run in under 12 Parsecs"? It makes no sense!

Geek Logician: You see Kessel runners had to deposit smuggled spice shipments in between freighters traveling at a fixed speed, so that the shorter distance covered by said freighters during a Run was regarded as bragging rights.

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potato logic

A stupid person said to have the logic of a potato

Michael used potato logic to open his computer.

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