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The most amazing girl ever. Funny, smart, and sexy as hell. The most caring and kind girl you will ever meet. Madison is my love. She is sweeter than sugar and completely random. She makes me smile every time I see her or talk to her. She lights up my world and keeps me from depression. She is the best friend you could ever have and the most amazing girlfriend. She is the worlds best kisser and she has a laugh that sounds like purified essence of joy and the most gorgeous blue eyes. Her light brown hair is soft as silk and shimmers in the light. She is an angel.
Madison (Maddie) is an angel from heaven above.
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Madison Heights! A small city outside of Detroit! Yes, it's near Detroit... but people here think that they are fucking hardcore gangsters just because its near. There are two groups in this city, you got the white trash (all throughout), but primarily south of 12 Mile, that just escaped living in Hazel Park & the average white ass families that couldn't afford to live in Royal Oak/Troy, that live north of 12 Mile. You'll run into the average crackhead waiting at the bus stop to head over to the Oakland Mall & some lil hoes walking down 11 Mile, but don't worry, they don't bite ;-). Just watch your back, and you'll make it through the 4 mile ride down or up I-75 as you're totally bypassing the scumbag city!
We couldn't afford to live in Royal Oak, so we live in Madison Heights!
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if u have a madison dorman in ur life never let them go there an amazing person
“yo is that madison dorman?”
yea i think so
“dang i luv them so much”
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A sausage fest. Penis-palooza. An event or crowd that promises to be full of attractive women, but turns out to be nothing but a bunch of horny men standing around.
The website for having affairs with married people, Ashley Madison, was found to mostly be comprised of desperate men, with fake profiles for women to lure them in.
Ashley Madison is now abusing the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) to try and remove the evidence of that and the massive leak of usernames, invoking the Streisand effect.
"That beach party was a huge Ashley Madison; there wasn't enough booze to make up for the lack of bikini babes."
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All Male a cappella group from James Madison University,
Founded in 1996 by JR Snow and Dave Keller, The Madison Project is James Madison University's premier a cappella group. The best all male group at JMU.
Biddie 1: Are you going to The Madison Project concert tonight??
Biddie 2: Yeah! Those guys can sing and they're hott!!
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When a girl rides a mans face backwards until she ejaculates. During ejaculation she farts ,then lights it creating a flamethrower and extinguisher at once.
I got a Dirty Madison, that burned my face.
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German Pornstar famous for her great anal and oral.
"Yo Madison Ivy wanna do something?
What do u mean boss?
U know what gurl!
awww Boss should we ?
Hell yea baby i'm gonna destroy your pussy!
...aaaaaaaaa"
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