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The need to shit so badly that you can't make it to a proper restroom and settle for a terrible restroom - like the worst of all... K-Mart.
Man, that Mexican food upset my stomach so bad that I couldn't make it home and I had to take a K-Mart shit.
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One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
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A K-mart combo, with a full-service grocery store, all open 24-7
One stop shopping at its best.
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Someone who roots for the Michigan Wolverines but never went to the school. There is no way possible that every fan of every school is an actual alumnus of that school. Michigan is picked out because both Wal-Mart and Wolverine start with W.
But the fact remains, the bigger the school, the more “Wal-Mart” fans there are from that school.
Also, if one has to attend the school they root for then most military personal, children under 18, and people who did no attend a FBS schools would not be able to root for any team in 99% of televised college football games. This term is elitist.
Also spelled Walmart Wolverine
Bob is from Michigan and was in the military serving his country in Iraq. He bought a Michigan Wolverine shirt and his friends picked on him and called him a “Wal-Mart Wolverine because he did not attend Michigan. I guess he should have gone to the State college that accepts everyone.
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You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, heading out to go to church. Instead of attending church services, however, you go to K-Mart and spend just the appropriate amount of time there browsing merchandise so upon your return, your ruse is very convincing.
Frank's parents think he is such a good boy but we know the truth. He did a K-Mart Liturgy and bought condoms.
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A person (generally african American) who tries to dress like a hardcore gangster, but cannot afford name brands like Sean John, ENYCE, or any other gangsta apparel. They typically wear clothes from K-mart with brand names such as "SHAQ" or "EVERLAST"
Dude, look at that K-Mart Thug, his SHAQ shoes must have cost like $10.
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A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.
Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday
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