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What many of us (Americans) believe to be a popular greeting in Australia. Many people get this idea from the media, which makes it seems like every time you see an Australian person they will say this.
NOT TRUE!
I spent 2 weeks there and didn't here that ONCE!
Yes, they say mate and an occasional g'day but I never heard them together.
It's more of a stereotype than anything else.
American (sees Australian, wants to make it look like
Americans know anything about other cultures): G'day Mate!
Australian: Wtf? Oh, hello.
American: I thought all Australians say that.
Australian: Nope, almost none of us do.
American (feels like an idiot): Bye then.
Australian (thinks, what an idiot): Bye.
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1. Spoken with a mock-Australian accent. Is similar in meaning to "g'day mate" except using the word gazelle.
2. Name of common urban poem.
"Gazelle Mate"
gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.
I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.
I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.
But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
john: whassup my hoe-dog?
orrin: oh, gazelle-mate, give me your answer don't.
john: is it.
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Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"
Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."
Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"
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A friend you meet through working at Mc Donalds.
John : Hey, I made a Mc Mate today called kelly
James : Kelly?
John : Yeh, I met her while I was working at Mc Donalds today, She's on friends, Im on lobby
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1. Word to describe a good friend.
2. Name for a drug source you do not wish to reveal.
3. Word to describe a perfect stranger (male) when saying something funny about them.
1. "Whats up, old mate?"
2. "I got this gram from my old mate."
3. "Check out that old mate's mullet"
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The act of cumming in a girls asshole then digging your tounge deep inside the festering hole and putting on soulja boy glasses and saying "I got me some baby mate"
Scott: "Hey Mitch"
Mitch: "What Scott"
Scott: "Did you get some baby mate last night or what?"
Mitch: "Nahh man that shit was ugly. "Watch me duuuuuuh yooouou"
Listen to Soulja boy song and you will know.
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derieved from the African culture, where a male species exchanges and sucks bodily fluids with another male, creating an excess amount of fluids in the mouth and the uterus of a tran.
Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"
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