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1. Spoken with a mock-Australian accent. Is similar in meaning to "g'day mate" except using the word gazelle.
2. Name of common urban poem.
"Gazelle Mate"
gazelle mate, brewskin,give me your answer don't.
I'm half crazy I want to bang your goat.
I can't afford a cabbage; therefore you'll have to make do with charles babbage.
But you look skeet like a poo on a stick held by a man with an extra chromosome at the door.
john: whassup my hoe-dog?
orrin: oh, gazelle-mate, give me your answer don't.
john: is it.
Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.
Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"
Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."
Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"
A friend you meet through working at Mc Donalds.
John : Hey, I made a Mc Mate today called kelly
James : Kelly?
John : Yeh, I met her while I was working at Mc Donalds today, She's on friends, Im on lobby
1. Word to describe a good friend.
2. Name for a drug source you do not wish to reveal.
3. Word to describe a perfect stranger (male) when saying something funny about them.
1. "Whats up, old mate?"
2. "I got this gram from my old mate."
3. "Check out that old mate's mullet"
The act of cumming in a girls asshole then digging your tounge deep inside the festering hole and putting on soulja boy glasses and saying "I got me some baby mate"
Scott: "Hey Mitch"
Mitch: "What Scott"
Scott: "Did you get some baby mate last night or what?"
Mitch: "Nahh man that shit was ugly. "Watch me duuuuuuh yooouou"
Listen to Soulja boy song and you will know.
Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
derieved from the African culture, where a male species exchanges and sucks bodily fluids with another male, creating an excess amount of fluids in the mouth and the uterus of a tran.
Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"