Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..
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Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words βbroken penisβ. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.
yoooo that tree looks like Maxβs dick, broken at a 90 degree angle
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Max is so awesome. He likes BOYS and GIRLS and ANIME WOLF BOYS! Did i mention heβs so hot and funny?!?!?!
Guy 1: Is that Max?
Guy 2: WOAH! I thought that was a god for a second!!!!
or
Max: I WANT ANIME boobs! (or peepee) (i donβt mind)
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Max is gay thot who is a fuckboy and a player and likes cheating on people. He is usually depressed and gay. He is just a total fuckboy and player who is mean. If u know a max dint date him or it wonβt end well.
Max is a gay twat
Hey look itβs max the fuckboy whereβs all the girl oh yea there suckin his dick
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A name usually given to a pet dog, usually a black Labrador Retriever
Good boy, Max, good boy. Go get it!
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Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing heβs successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.
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He so smart and has a small dick he still ugly and a bitch
Max is amazing
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