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"kim kardashian has a whole mess of utz and booty meat..."
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a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.
Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.
Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.
Noun
1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.
2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.
1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"
2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."
A person who sleeps with multiple men at one time and causes confusion in their home and then file a restraining order on the girlfriend and walking to court with dirty feet
That b**** Lexi is a mess ball hoe
On December 17th, you may mess with the owner of a Discord server in any form, and they cannot do anything about it.
Person: "Yo, it's Mess With The Owner Day. You know what that means."
Owner: "Oh no-"
When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"
"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"
Just like April Fools. It's on the first day of May.
"Too bad April Fools is over."
"There is always Messing With You May."