Random
Source Code

For the Scientific Method's sake

The expression for the scientific method's sake is science academia aesthetic equivalent for the prosaic bland religious expression "for god's sake "meaning "An oath of exasperation, annoyance, frustration, anger, or surprise." "For the scientific method's sake" is an interjection like "For god's sake" with the literal nonreligious definition of Expressing anger, surprise, assertion etc."". This is a satirical expression that generally makes fun of scientism, but occasionally is used to make fun of the superfluity of religious expressions our society uses dude.

For the scientific method's sake! Why haven't you considered these obvi obvi conspicuous confounding variables! Of course it isn't the presence of churches that's increasing the crime rate. Tis prolly the higher population density that's causing the increased crime rates.

by MoribundMurdoch July 2, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pogo Stick Method

When a person is giving you a blowjob and as youโ€™re about to finish you grab the back of their head, slam it down as you finish, so then their head comes flying back up and off your dick, thus representing a pogo stick

Sara was giving me head when I decided to use the pogo stick method. She hurt her neck but it felt sooo good

by Aids of greatness January 12, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bridge and claw method

This is where you anal a person when they are bent over like a bridge and you claw down their back and on the bum cheeks and sometimes the bum hole.

Person one bends over and person two claws their back and bum hole whilst doing anal called the bridge and claw method

by Simmy1yt November 19, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Matt Kiser Method

A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.

In laymanโ€™s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.

Kiser : โ€œIโ€™m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a systemโ€
Everyone in earshot: โ€œHey Matty just put $1,000 on black...Iโ€™ll put $1,000 on red!

Someoneโ€™s fried: โ€œWhy?โ€
Everyone: โ€œ Itโ€™s the Matt Kiser Method โ€
Casino: โ€œ14 Red.โ€
Kiser: โ€œAw shit!โ€
Everyone else: โ€œYay!โ€

Kiser: Even
You: Odd

Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36

Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay

by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Socratic Method Troll

Socratic Method Trolls use the Socratic Method in a disingenuous manner to try and win arguments, without ever having to make an argument themselves. SJW's, Libertarians and "Anarcho" Capitalists have all adopted Socratic Method Trolling to combat critics.

Socratic Method Trolls, when faced with an argument attacking their beliefs, rather than making a counter argument, will ask a (usually loaded) Socratic question. They are not seeking to gain understanding, as the Socratic Method is designed to do, they are looking for a specific response, that they think will prove their opponents argument wrong. If they don't get the desired response, they'll continue Socratic Method Trolling until they find something they can use to claim they've won. A logical fallacy, an inconsistency, a definition they disagree with, anything. Once they've found something, they'll use it to try and dismiss everything their opponent said.

Ancap: 'Where does the state get its authority?'
Ancap critic: 'You should stop Socratic Method Trolling and learn how to form an argument.'

by twoambien July 2, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Left Hand Suzuki Method

1. An underrated song by the Gorillaz from the album G-Sides.

2. A method of learning to play a song on any instrument by smoking a hell of alot of herb, listening to the song, and attempting to play along.

Ex. 1. Dude I listened to Left Hand Suzuki Method by the Gorillaz last night and took a hit right during the bong hit in the intro, it was pretty fucking exciting.
Ex. 2. I got so tronned last night and picked out comfortably numb on my guitar; the left hand suzuki method works.

by donroccoddr December 23, 2011

157๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.

"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

by BurningBrook June 28, 2022