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Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.
Girl: I'm from michigan
Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?
Girl: Only if it is high octane.
In Michigan bottles and cans of pop and beer or other carbonated beverages can be returned for 10 cents each at any local grocery store. It is the highest "bottle deposit" in the country. People in Michigan usually collect all their empty cans or bottles and when they are broke return them to the store to buy more beer.
Person 1: "Dude the party is over, we are all out of bud light and cash.."
Person 2: "Nah man, we can just return the cans I have been saving these past two weeks as my Michigan Beer Fund. we can get another 12 pack!"
Person 1: "Wooh Michigan!"
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To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.
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When you gotta get that nut off but it is so cold your significant other leaves her mittens on while giving you a hand job.
It sucked that the battery died and the tow truck took so long to get to us. But, hey at least I got a pretty sweet Michigan hand job while we waited.
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A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.
ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel
The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.
"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."
"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."
The art of dropping your pants at the bus stop, while facing away from the road, to relieve one self of projectile diarrhea.
While driving past the ice cream stand, we saw Johnny drop a Michigan Ave Special.
Beautiful...beautiful...Michigan Tech - we like it cold, NMU - the kids down south, Lake Superior State - heck we're frickin' Canadian
Michigan upper peninsula is home to the good things in life like pasties.
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