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ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
mike wisowski is cool
Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.
Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.
Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
used when defining an age of a human being named mike.
Used in : Happy Birthday Assassin Mike
the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!
TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!
Hey Mike Anderson, remember when I loaned you $40 in Nicaragua... Can I have that back?