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The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.
Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.
A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out
Ahhh wtf mate, did you just a miles rendallson on my sons chest
A man with beautiful blue hair, once those blue locks got ya there is no where to run. Miles Locke is a man of Timberland shoes a very power full shoe miles Locke will always get the cock
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much
“Have you heard about the new kid”
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”
To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.
If you would like to change then we can turn mile.
When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.
She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.
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