Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious
i heard lizzy miles and him are dating
yeah he’s so lucky
I’m going to miss him when he is miles away - intelligent, on road and packing - 100% boss
Road man 1 “Your Nan looks like a bit of a Miles Kirby”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”
A man with beautiful blue hair, once those blue locks got ya there is no where to run. Miles Locke is a man of Timberland shoes a very power full shoe miles Locke will always get the cock
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much
“Have you heard about the new kid”
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”
To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.
If you would like to change then we can turn mile.
When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.
She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.
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