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Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.
Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!
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Like a wet willie but instead of inserting the wet finger into the ear canal, you insert it into the anal cavity of a female.
Guy: I'm going to give you a moist brownie.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*
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A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.
Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!
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a moist moist moist towelette
this is a moist towelette
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the father of sneako
did you see sneako's new video
you mean moist critical son
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A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.
Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.
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When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette
Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.
Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.
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