A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong
Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.
A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name
Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night
A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch
John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?
Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch
Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!