Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong

Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.

Monge

An idot who is annoying.

"You are such a monge!"

Monge

It's my last name

That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!

Mong Kok

A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name

Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong